"I feel sorry for people that don't drink.  When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." - Frank Sinatra

"The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober." - William Butler Yeats

"Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure." - Ambrose Bierce

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy." - Tom Waits

"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case.  Coincidence?" - Stephen Wright

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benny Boy Franklin

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed.  Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams.  If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered.  Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver.'" - Jack Handy

Favorite Lyrics.....
We are all sitting
Legs crossed around a fire
My yellow flame she dances
Tequila drinking, oh,
our minds will wander
To Wonderous places

So why would you care
To get out of this place
You and me and all our friends
Such a Happy Human Race

Eat Drink and be Merry
For Tomorrow we die.
cause we're tripping billies....

-----"Tripping Billies" Dave Matthews-----

Love & Relationships.....
"It's your choice but I warn you not to under-estimate my powers." 

"if you're drinking then you're actually doing something.  You can be sitting watching tv and you're not doing anything, but if you're watching tv with beer then you're "drinking".  just add booze for instant activity
--- Brian Buckley

"Live for Experience.  Die Trying."
--- Azure Soria

"If your offering me a penny for my thoughts, and I give you my two cents, then somebody somewhere is getting Rich."

"I've come to the conclusion that playing any instrument by yourself is like masturbating... it's fun for a little bit... but then you wish you had someone else there... you can do it maybe more than once a day.. but it gets old... what you really want is someone else to join in... which makes those sicko's that practice for 8-10 hours a day just plain perverted."
--- Ethan William Shorter

(referring to his favorite Trent Reznor quote 'I'd rather die than give you control') "...However I don't want this to reflect a passion for me to control everything.  I just don't want anyone else controlling anything."
--- Douglas Ormond

From Friends.....
"Love is whats in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents for a minute and look around.'" - A six year old kid

"Walk Gently, but take Giant steps"
--- Scott "Roosevelt" Nichols 

"Sometimes you win, Sometimes you loose, but whats important is to always have some."
"In the laboratory, never lick the spoon."
--- Jordan Greene

"I realized I don't need anything- today, tomorrow, and yesterday are long gone and I'm still here- on the other side of dreaming"
--- M.E. Foley

"Within us all lies a tiny piece of every being we have come into contact with in our lives."
--- Long Island Lizzy

"I'm not that original"
--- Amy Spada

"Sleep? What's that? I can sleep when I am dead!"
--- Cathy Theobald
"'There are three mental states that interest me,' said Amanda, turning to the lizard doorknob.  They are: one, amnesia; two euphoria; three ectasy."
She reached into the cabinet and removed a small green bottle of water-lily pollen.  "Amnesia is not knowing who one is and wanting desperately to find out.  Euphoria is not knowing who one is and not caring.  Ectasy is knowing exactly who one is-and still not caring."

--- Tom Robbins, "Another Roadside Attraction" 

"Screw Happy Endings.... Go for wild beginnings." -anon.

Well dust off your thinking caps
Solar powered plastic plants
Pretty pictures of things we ate
We are only what we hate
But in the long run we have found
Silent films are full of sound
Inaudibly free

Slow down everyone
You're moving too fast
Frames can't catch you when
You're moving like that

-----"Inaudible Melodies" Jack Johnson-----

I've seen tears that are Falling
like leaves from the trees
Houses boarded up and they
Threw away the keys
But this town is where we're at
And this town is where we're staying
I'll never ever turn my back
On you ever again.

Everybody's leaving town
Looking for better things
But I found what I want
And I got no problem working
I just wish to god
That my heart would stop hurting.
Just trying to find some solid ground
A little house with a picket fence
How's that sound

love is all i need

Come on let's be together
I got some money put aside
And if I make it big
Would you take a little ride
Would you promise to always
Stay by my side
Would you give me true love
and have nothing to hide.

Would you give my your love
Would you give me your love
Would you give me your love
Yeah, It's alright.
It's alright.

-----"Give me Your Love" G Love-----